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Shark
A killer smooth-talking shark is stalking lonely housewives
who he convinces to open their doors. An unsuspecting
lady is listening to a public warning on the radio when
she hears a knock at the door:
*cue Jaws music*
Lady: " Who is it?"
Landshark: "Plumber."
Lady: "I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"
Landshark: "Flowers."
Lady: "What... for who"
Landshark: "Plumber"
Lady:"... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?''
Landshark: " No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will
you let me in please?"
Lady: "A dolphin! Ok!"
[opens door]
Lady: "AAAAAHHHH!!!"
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